1. croutoncat:

    a labrador that becomes a magician is called a labracadabrador i know this for a fact 

    (via supermoclel)


    adventures in school [becca-morley]

  2. officialunitedstates:

    proposed changes to jeopardy:

    • each wrong answer earns you one second in piranha pit at end of show
    • final round music plays whole time
    • alex trebek upside down (or everything else upside down)
    • contestants reveal their deepest secret for an extra 10k

    (via officialunitedstates)

  3. Straight White Boy Problem #199



    When you find someone in your favorite bathroom and u are thinking “thats MY bathroom”

    somebody tagged this as “what are ya doin in my swamp” and i audibly laughed and woke up my dog

    (via condom)

  4. (via streaklng)

  5. hungarian:

    today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

    (via stability)

  6. officialschool:


    why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people


    (Source: amenparis, via telapathetic)

  7. (Source: bobbymoynihans, via tightvaginas)



    How this conversation really went in my head.

    this is terrible but i imagine they have odd fights about who has the most majestic hair. And the subject of Legolas is brought up into the conversation at weird moments.

    reblogging again because this is hilarious XD

    (Source: eliizabethtudor, via sagihairius)